As an active yet small team, The Clean Cult is dedicated to Mr. Clean and his beneficial influence over civilization. We are constantly searching for new members, and hope you will join!
And now, the "Clean Cult Pledge:"
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it.
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean!
(This whole thing is a joke-- the "Clean Cult" is not a cult, please don't join to worship fictional television animations from the 1960s, or expect any regular rituals of any kind. Members of the team mostly type for academic or gaming purposes, and we will happily welcome anyone.)
We at The Clean Cult hope you have favorable outcomes over the course of your day and hope you consider joining!
And now, the "Clean Cult Pledge:"
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it.
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean!
(This whole thing is a joke-- the "Clean Cult" is not a cult, please don't join to worship fictional television animations from the 1960s, or expect any regular rituals of any kind. Members of the team mostly type for academic or gaming purposes, and we will happily welcome anyone.)
We at The Clean Cult hope you have favorable outcomes over the course of your day and hope you consider joining!